I has ouchie, Oppo

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09/15/2016 at 23:59 • Filed to: E.R. visit

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I had a freak accident early this evening.

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I was fired up to do a little lawn work this evening.

Ripped out two small bushes by hand.

Sprayed some weeds.

Sprayed some Gardentech Sevin on the hedges so I can get in between them without being bitten/stung by insects.

Grabbed the electric trimmers and went at it.

One down.

Two down.

Started on #3...and then I lost my balance.

Oddly, it felt like someone pinched my finger real hard and really quickly.

Was going to go to urgent care but they were closed. So I drove myself to the E.R.

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...do you really want to see the “before” picture? I tried to get the P.A. to draw 2 dots above the stitches to make my finger look like it has a sad face. No luck.

To my surprise, I was in and out in less than 90 minutes.

Good thing that I have a high tolerance for pain.

Anyway, have fun photo shopping my finger. Goodnight, Oppo.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:15

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You’re lucky still still have that digit!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:15

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All better!

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:28

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:30

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Yipes!


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:38

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Well... that’s horrifying. At least it wasn’t the entire end of that finger?


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:58

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Ugh. I can deal with broken bones but not broken skin. No no no no no. I was trying to slice a really crusty (ahem, stale) baguette a few days ago and the knife slipped. Got a few slices into my finger before my brain made the connection. I’m (obviously) still whining about it and I get goosebumps even thinking about it.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 00:58

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Glad you’re OK. If it leaves a big scar you should tattoo it like Joba Chamberlain’s Tommy John surgery scar.

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Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 09:19

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Now I see why you went to ER. OUCH!!


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > $kaycog
09/16/2016 at 09:42

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Gotta keep it dry until late Saturday or early Sunday. Fun times, indeed!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 09:50

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You’re lucky you didn’t lose that finger.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > $kaycog
09/16/2016 at 10:19

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So true, but it could have been worse: I was wearing shorts.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 10:20

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Dayum!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 10:55

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Glad you’re OK... that could’ve easily been “byebye finger”.

Also, I do kinda want to see the “before”, yeah. I like to see the whole situation. That’s just me and you are under no obligation to show it.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/16/2016 at 11:16

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Blame it on smallbear:

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 11:35

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Doesn’t look too bad, but I’m guessing it was mangled under the skin more than it shows with that flap in the way. And long relatively shallow cuts that leave flaps are the absolute worse.

Funny how fast shit happens. And how little you notice it at first. I ran my finger into a router table once when it caught and grabbed my workpiece. Damage looked similar to that but was on the surface rather than dug in deep like yours. I remember thinking “I got off lucky, I could’ve got my finger in there...” then red stuff happened.

But I hate hospitals. So I decided couple pieces of paper towel and some super glue were good enough.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 11:54

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Not as exciting as an Orlove’d car.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 12:27

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Happens to the best of us.

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Kinja'd!!! boredalways > S65
09/16/2016 at 14:57

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Wow! How did that happen?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > boredalways
09/16/2016 at 14:59

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Cooking accident